Irate Woman Sets Vending Machine on Fire

A North Carolina woman has taken vending machine rage to the next level. Gilbert Crary, a Piggly Wiggly employee,  could not believe his eyes when he viewed the surveillance tapes from the past night. Apparently furious that the vending machine outside the Piggly Wiggly had stolen her money and would not refund it, 43 year old Debra Johnson retrieved a newspaper from a nearby trash can, stuffed it into the machine, and lit the machine on fire. She then purchased a drink from a nearby machine, and left the scene of the crime. Accordingly, Debra has been tracked down and is now being charged with a felony for burning personal property. When asked whether she planned to contest the charges brought against her, Debra has said,

"I don't need a lawyer to lie for me, because I'mma tell you I done it."


Debra Johnson is due in court sometime this week.